$TEARS

The Coin That Cares

For when the market is as disappointing as everything else.

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Why $TEARS?

In a world full of soaring tokens and impossible promises, $TEARS is here to bring you back down to reality. When everything else seems just out of reach, $TEARS will be here, reminding you that not everything has to go to the moon.

The 1B market cap isn't about growth or achievement—it's just... there. $TEARS is for the holders who know how it feels to hold on, even when the market doesn’t care.

Key Features (If You Could Call Them That)

No Promises - $TEARS is not here to change the world. Maybe it'll change your perspective. Or maybe not.
True Stability - A 1B market cap with all the hope and none of the hype.
100% Transparency - There's nothing hidden because there's nothing much to show.

Testimonials from Sad Holders

“I was promised riches beyond my wildest dreams. I’m still waiting, but at least $TEARS understands.” – D. Solitude

“Finally, a token that aligns with my inner dread. It’s like investing in the inevitability of disappointment.” – Lana Del My Life

“Every coin claims they’ll make you rich. Only $TEARS tells you the truth.” – S. Blue

Roadmap to Nowhere

Phase 1: Launch and Immediate Disappointment – Completed.
Phase 2: Community Disillusionment – Currently In Progress.
Phase 3: Acceptance of the Abyss – Pending but Expected Soon.
Phase 4: Eternal Holding – Ongoing, as always.

Tokenomics: The Bare Minimum

Total Supply: 1 Billion $TEARS (a generous amount, considering all that’s lost)

Distribution:

97.5% Sad Holders (No illusions here)
2.5% Developers (who’ve accepted the futility)

Holding $TEARS is more about the journey than the destination. It’s the only coin that meets you where you are, at the bottom.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: Will $TEARS go up?
A: Maybe. But isn’t it more realistic to just expect... less?

Q: Is this a joke?
A: Life is a joke, and so is the market. Why should $TEARS be any different?

Q: How do I get $TEARS?
A: Click "Buy" at your own risk. And prepare to hold tight.