$TEARS Whitepaper

"The Coin That Cares... Kind of"

Welcome to the $TEARS whitepaper, the only document you’ll need to read and cry over at the same time.

Overview

The $TEARS token is a revolutionary, groundbreaking, world-shattering asset that exists solely to remind you of life’s fleeting nature. It offers no promises, no dreams, and no hopes—just a 1B market cap to keep you grounded. It’s the meme coin you never wanted but somehow still deserve.

Tokenomics

• Total Supply: 1 Billion $TEARS. Yes, that’s a lot of tears.
• Allocation:
• 90% for Sad Holders (to keep them in perpetual disappointment).
• 10% for Developers (because even they cry).
• Burn Mechanism: Occasionally, tears are incinerated when sadness reaches new lows.

Roadmap

The $TEARS roadmap is as straightforward as your life plan—nonexistent, but here’s what we’re pretending will happen:

• Phase 1: Launch – Immediate disappointment (Completed).
• Phase 2: Community Disillusionment – Ongoing.
• Phase 3: Acceptance of the Abyss – On the horizon.
• Phase 4: Eternal Holding – A certainty.

Key Features

$TEARS doesn’t offer much, but here’s what makes it stand out in a sea of meaningless projects:

• No promises. No moon missions. Just tears.
• 100% honesty. We’re here to lower your expectations, not inflate them.
• A stable 1B market cap—because stagnation is the new success.

FAQs

Q: Will $TEARS ever go up?
A: Probably not. But hey, that’s life.

Q: Is this a joke?
A: Life is a joke. $TEARS is just the punchline.

Q: How do I buy $TEARS?
A: Visit your favorite exchange and prepare to cry.