Welcome to the $TEARS FAQ page, where we answer your burning questions with the same energy as a soggy matchstick.
Q: What is $TEARS?
A: It’s a token that embraces disappointment. Think of it as the anti-dream.
Q: Is $TEARS a joke?
A: Yes. But so is life, so it fits.
Q: Will $TEARS make me rich?
A: Only if your definition of wealth is a 1B market cap with no hope of going up.
Q: What’s the total supply of $TEARS?
A: 1 billion. Because there are plenty of tears to go around.
Q: Is there a burn mechanism?
A: Yes. Sometimes tears evaporate when sadness levels are too high.
Q: Can I mine $TEARS?
A: No. But you can hold them while you cry about other tokens.
Q: How do I join the $TEARS community?
A: Simply hold $TEARS and accept the futility of it all.
Q: Are there memes for $TEARS?
A: Absolutely. $TEARS is a meme in itself. Check our socials for more.
Q: Who created $TEARS?
A: A group of developers who realized that sadness is universal.
Q: How do I buy $TEARS?
A: Go to your favorite decentralized exchange and embrace the chaos.
Q: Is $TEARS listed on centralized exchanges?
A: Not yet. They’re still crying over the paperwork.
Q: Can I sell $TEARS?
A: You can. But why would you? Holding $TEARS is its own kind of catharsis.
If you have more questions, feel free to email us. But be warned—we’ll probably answer with more memes than facts.